All savvy fashionistas' fashion sense seems to have gone on hiatus during this year's Met Ball, sad to say. I even had to cite "Mi" on this one (Naomi to those of you not in the know). Regardless if one was dressed or dressed herself "eyesore" seemed to be the theme of the day with a few rare exceptions. It's as though every stylist on the planet had it out for his/her celebrity clients. Exhibits A,B,C,D, etc...
Zoe Z.= Dated/Matronly...Calvin Klein !990 anyone?
Diane Lane= Taffeta, Bland
Naomi= Blah, Cheap
Kristen= Too tight
Tina= Trying to Hard, Disaster
Elizabeth B.= Trany-Trainwreck
Lauren D.= Blah, Blah, Blah
Tamara=Schizo, Trying too hard
DVF=WTF? Is it the Fourth of July?
Thandie= Prom Night 80's
Rachel=Prom Night 90's
Padma= Post Baby Princess Leia
Brooke= Loehmann's off the rack...Your stylist HATES you
Jessica A= Matronly
Mariska= Ill-fitting but gorgeous color
Chloe= 1960's Junior League Maternity
Emma=Cool Whip anyone?
Kate= Understated Elegance/B+
Jessica B=FYI...your stylist HATES you
Gwen= Battle Star Gallactica
Nicole R.= Your stylist HATES you
J. Lo= When all design inspiration fails, why not recreate a Christmas tree ornament? or Your stylist HATES you
SJP= Dance Fever meets Gone With the Wind...why not?
Ivanka= Lovely in Lilac
Carey= Mod Squad Yawn
Coco Rocha= Bitch Killed IT! A+++